Top rated of all time

The hall of fame.

#	Entry	Score
1	cockchafer COCK-chay-fer — like a profession you did not know existed	0
2	dik-dik DIK-dik — a small antelope with a very large name	0
3	blue-footed booby blue-FOO-ted BOO-bee — the bird, not the insult	0
4	brown booby brown BOO-bee — entirely plumage-based	0
5	tufted titmouse TUF-ted TIT-mouse — a bird, settle down	0
6	great tit great TIT — Europe never blinked	0
7	shag shag — the bird; Austin Powers was not informed	0
8	hairy frogfish HAIR-ee FROG-fish — neither hairy nor frog, legally	0
9	slippery dick SLIP-per-ee DIK — the fish has never heard your joke	0
10	tasseled wobbegong TAS-suld WOB-uh-gong	0
11	screaming hairy armadillo SCREE-ming HAIR-ee ar-muh-DIL-oh	0
12	pink fairy armadillo pink FAIR-ee ar-muh-DIL-oh	0
13	hoary bat HOR-ee bat — pronounced like the frosting, not the act	0
14	pleasing fungus beetle PLEE-zing FUN-gus BEE-tul	0
15	fartlek FART-lek — every jogger’s favorite word to say out loud	0
16	dirty dog DIR-tee dog — the hydrant is implied	0
17	pelvic thrust PEL-vik THRUST	0
18	happy baby HAP-pee BAY-bee	0
19	downward dog DOWN-ward dog	0
20	fire hydrant FIRE hy-drunt	0
21	clamshell CLAM-shell	0
22	ball squeeze BALL SKWEEZ	0
23	hip thrust HIP thrust	0
24	donkey kick DON-kee KIK	0
25	snatch snach — please re-rack the joke	0
26	clean and jerk KLEEN and JERK	0
27	scissor kick SIZ-or KIK	0
28	hip opener HIP OH-pen-er	0
29	spotted dick SPOT-ted DIK — on dessert menus since 1849	0
30	bubble and squeak BUB-ul and SKWEEK	0
31	toad in the hole toad in the HOLE	0
32	cock-a-leekie soup KOK-uh LEE-kee SOOP	0
33	masticate MAS-ti-kate — please chew before you speak	0
34	rum baba rum BAH-buh	0
35	pound cake POUND kayk	0
36	cream horn KREEM HORN	0
37	fool FOOL — the dessert outranks the insult	0
38	pigs in blankets pigz in BLANK-its	0
39	navel orange NAY-vul OR-inj	0
40	bang bang chicken BANG BANG CHIK-en	0
41	hot toddy hot TOD-ee	0
42	spotted dog SPOT-ted dog — the dick’s cousin	0
43	Intercourse, PA IN-ter-kors — the Amish knew nothing of your snickering	0
44	Climax, GA KLY-max	0
45	Mianus, CT MY-an-us	0
46	French Lick, IN FRENCH LIK	0
47	Blue Ball, PA BLOO BAWL	0
48	Big Bone Lick, KY BIG BONE LIK	0
49	twatt twat — a place you can put on a mailing address	0
50	Titty Hill TIT-ee HIL	0
51	wetwang WET WANG — Domesday Book approved	0
52	Climax, SK KLY-max	0
53	Ballplay, AL BALL-play	0
54	Bumpass, VA BUMP-us — the extra P is doing nothing	0
55	Hooker, OK HUK-er	0
56	bum-bailiff BUM BAY-lif	0
57	gong farmer GONG FAR-mur	0
58	pure finder PYOOR FY-ndur	0
59	knocker-up NOK-ur UP	0
60	mudlark MUD-lark	0
61	tosher TOSH-ur	0
62	night soil man NYTE SOYL MAN	0
63	flesher FLESH-ur	0
64	sexton SEX-tun	0
65	faggoter FAG-ut-ur	0
66	boner BOH-nur	0
67	groom of the stool GROOM ov the STOOL	0
68	wharfinger WHOR-fin-jer	0
69	buttery maid BUT-ur-ee MAYD	0
70	invaginate in-VAJ-in-ate — a purely botanical procedure	0
71	titivate TIT-iv-ate — what happens before the party	0
72	cockloft KOK-loft — a bird’s penthouse, technically	0
73	cummingtonite CUM-ing-tun-ite — NSF grant approved	0
74	wittol WIT-ul — an insult from a more patient era	0
75	bedswerver BED-swerv-ur	0
76	bawcock BAW-kok — a compliment, in context	0
77	codpiece KOD-peese	0
78	bumroll BUM-rohl	0
79	knobstick NOB-stik	0
80	cockney KOK-nee	0
81	dumbledore DUM-bul-dor — the bee came first	0
82	queach KWEETCH — a bush, professionally	0
83	angina an-JY-nuh — the heart is being dramatic, not dirty	0
84	formication for-mi-KAY-shun — ants, imaginary ones	0
85	vagitus va-JY-tus — the first word, technically	0
86	peniaphobia PEE-nee-uh-FOH-bee-uh	0
87	coccydynia kok-sih-DIN-ee-uh	0
88	priapism PRY-uh-piz-um — see a doctor, immediately	0
89	mastitis mas-TY-tis	0
90	areola ah-REE-oh-luh	0
91	glans GLANZ — botanists started it	0
92	sphincter SFINK-tur — dozens of them, all working	0
93	orchitis or-KY-tis	0
94	balanitis bal-uh-NY-tis	0
95	nates NAY-teez	0
96	ball-peen hammer BALL-peen HAM-ur	0
97	stopcock STOP-kok	0
98	ball cock BALL kok	0
99	stud finder STUD FY-ndur	0
100	garden hoe GAR-den HOH	0